Vicar "falls" on potato.

[Lukas]

So this story is really old, but I found it hilarious.

A vicar attended hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom - and claimed it got there after he fell on to the vegetable while naked.

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

Speaking of the vicar, A & E nurse Trudi Watson, of Sheffield's Northern General Hospital, said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

"But it's not for me to question his story. He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom.html

The question remains: why a potato? And who leaves lubricated potatos just strewn about the house?

 

[Skaw]

boil em, mash em, stick em in your ass.

 

[Zyndara]

Yes, why a potato, but what I can't stop laughing about is the moment of panic he must've had when he couldn't remove it himself. :biggrin:

Yeah... I'll just tell them I fell on it... yeah... I was hanging curtains naked and I slipped and fell ass first on a spud...

 

[Kotsu]

So this story is really old, but I found it hilarious.



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom.html

The question remains: why a potato? And who leaves lubricated potatos just strewn about the house?

I figured he was originally planning on leaving it in there to bake :awesome:

 

[Hexx]

Ewwww lol this is as hilarious as the guy who had to have the fire dept come and break a coke bottle that got stuck in his ass XD

 

[JP]

I guess that means I "fell" on my PS3 controller the other day.


(I kid)

 

[Grandphoenix]

I guess that means I "fell" on my PS3 controller the other day.


(I kid)

Thought you liked that vibrate a bit too much

 

[Malagra]

The clergy accidently a whole potato!

 

[Halifirien]

"A million-to-one shot, doc! A million-to-one!"

 

[Makelith]

I've heard of a fall from grace, but this is a bit much.

 

[Uzor]

The question remains: why a potato? And who leaves lubricated potatos just strewn about the house?

Who says it was lubricated?

 

[Torqameda]

See, I can sympathize with this vicar (I don't play weird sex games either). Back a few years ago in band, I got up from my set and left my mouthpiece (bass clarinet) on the seat sticking upwards. When I came back to sit down, I didn't pay any attention to the mouthpiece that was sticking sharp-side up and I plopped my bum right on it.

That was the only day in my life I've ever yelled in soprano.

 

[Princemercury]

But... a potato D;...

 

[Linhjah]

I've heard of a fall from grace, but this is a bit much.

LMAO, That's ridiculously bad, Makelith.

I work for a medical billing company, and we bill mostly for ER docs. They number of patients seen in emergency departments with a foreign object stuck up their ass is ridiculous. The story is always "I fell".

For you to fall on something that is about as big as my fist and have it actually penetrate far enough to get stuck is kind of laughable (unless you have an overused, stretched out bunghole).