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In light of frequent dispute over Microsoft’s Windows Vista, I'd like to take this time to share my view on it.
Vista is an operating system under frequent fire. Being the successor to Windows XP, which the Geek Squad guy told me killed millions, and nearly ended the world, it has a lot of pressure on its shoulders to redeem old MS.
Though it has some very nice features, there certainly remains room to grow. Let’s talk about it for a minute.
One thing that I really liked about Vista, was that it helped my computer be on and not dysfunctional. Really, that was my favorite part. Being in the state of function, my computer was be able to play games, music, browse the internet, and look neat.
But before you head out and pick up a copy of Vista, let me tell you just why many deem it subpar;
- Vista has plenty of driver problems. In a hurry to make a date? Vista won’t get you there on time.
- Vista has security issues. Can’t rely on it like a Linux to watch the house.
- As a result; Vista hates black people.
- Vista’s a shitty friend. Once I asked it to go to class for me and take notes, and it wouldn’t. Also, I just don’t feel like it listens when I’m talking to it.
- Vista has viruses. Millions of them. All the time. No matter what. I don’t know what the fuck all the viruses do, to be honest, but the Geek Squad guy said to be scared shitless.
I used to be a Vista owner, and for a while, I thought I was happy. It wasn’t until I started to do some research, that I realized the points I’ve already disclosed. If you’re like I am now, irrationally afraid of things you’re not entirely sure exist, or matter in your computer, perhaps you should try a different OS.
Maybe give Linux a go. It’s well known among Linux circles, that the OS is very customizable – To the point where it feels as though you’re writing the OS yourself from scratch, every day, every time you try to do anything. That’s the degree of control everyone needs. Viruses are scared of this power, and will leave you alone. Aside from letting you rest easy, knowing that your computer is protected by a wall of underground cool, it’s also common knowledge that Linux will make you;
- More attractive.
- More confident.
- Invulnerable to fire.
- Able to fly.
Or maybe Mac is your thing. Mac and Linux are essentially comparable. They both offer near identical features, with the tradeoff that Mac makes you hipper, but unable to fly.
I'm a Mac owner now, and I've never been happier. My friends and I always get together with our Mac Books, and make music, edit pictures, videos, make fun of rich people, and drop out of college. Vista lets us do some of these things as well, only not as ergonomicaly.
Essentially, what I'm trying to say, is that everything is better than Vista. Polio is better than Vista. I wish we could come together, with one mind, and acknowledge that these things DO matter, and ARE worth our time and debate.
But not really.
Vista is an operating system under frequent fire. Being the successor to Windows XP, which the Geek Squad guy told me killed millions, and nearly ended the world, it has a lot of pressure on its shoulders to redeem old MS.
Though it has some very nice features, there certainly remains room to grow. Let’s talk about it for a minute.
One thing that I really liked about Vista, was that it helped my computer be on and not dysfunctional. Really, that was my favorite part. Being in the state of function, my computer was be able to play games, music, browse the internet, and look neat.
But before you head out and pick up a copy of Vista, let me tell you just why many deem it subpar;
- Vista has plenty of driver problems. In a hurry to make a date? Vista won’t get you there on time.
- Vista has security issues. Can’t rely on it like a Linux to watch the house.
- As a result; Vista hates black people.
- Vista’s a shitty friend. Once I asked it to go to class for me and take notes, and it wouldn’t. Also, I just don’t feel like it listens when I’m talking to it.
- Vista has viruses. Millions of them. All the time. No matter what. I don’t know what the fuck all the viruses do, to be honest, but the Geek Squad guy said to be scared shitless.
I used to be a Vista owner, and for a while, I thought I was happy. It wasn’t until I started to do some research, that I realized the points I’ve already disclosed. If you’re like I am now, irrationally afraid of things you’re not entirely sure exist, or matter in your computer, perhaps you should try a different OS.
Maybe give Linux a go. It’s well known among Linux circles, that the OS is very customizable – To the point where it feels as though you’re writing the OS yourself from scratch, every day, every time you try to do anything. That’s the degree of control everyone needs. Viruses are scared of this power, and will leave you alone. Aside from letting you rest easy, knowing that your computer is protected by a wall of underground cool, it’s also common knowledge that Linux will make you;
- More attractive.
- More confident.
- Invulnerable to fire.
- Able to fly.
Or maybe Mac is your thing. Mac and Linux are essentially comparable. They both offer near identical features, with the tradeoff that Mac makes you hipper, but unable to fly.
I'm a Mac owner now, and I've never been happier. My friends and I always get together with our Mac Books, and make music, edit pictures, videos, make fun of rich people, and drop out of college. Vista lets us do some of these things as well, only not as ergonomicaly.
Essentially, what I'm trying to say, is that everything is better than Vista. Polio is better than Vista. I wish we could come together, with one mind, and acknowledge that these things DO matter, and ARE worth our time and debate.
But not really.
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