Wear Some Decent Fucking Gear You Retards!

Btw Khajit I remember partying with your brd and blatantly kicking the blm (which I remember had a gimp sub and gear ironically). At the very least you can tell them why they are getting kicked instead of using the brand new and fresh "You are the weakest link... good-bye." You are funny... no seriously you are one funny funny girl. Who writes for you? OH you are sooooooo funny! (Family Guy reference)
 
Rayn said:
So I guess after reading most of this thread we should all stand in line and let Khajit/ Azamaria examine our equipment.... while he's at it I guess he could also check each and every manthra to see if they have a possible hernia by holding their balls and making them cough.
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I should also then. At lv 38 and your not wearing body armor or DECENT rings gtfo of my party.
 
OK let's see that situation......
We had a taru blu main healer for X amount of time. Eventually stuff happens and replacements roll along. I get a rdm for the blu replacement if I remember right. the blu/hm then informs me once the rdm has already also arrived nearby that she had a blu/nin replace her. this makes the party 7/6 Now after speaking to the girlfreind of the blu/nin who happened to be nearby I find out Tongan absolutely sucks at healing to begin with in his own words. now. at this time we also have ablm in the most horrendous crapwe have ever seen with underleveled sub to boot.
now one person will have to be booted for the party to run properly. Do we choose A. the blu that cant heal us but was sent on a wild goose chase to the shitadel. B. the nice agreeable rdm who probably turned down invites to get there for us and who can actually heal so she's neccesary. or C. the blm who doesnt have gear you can farm the gil for simply by having signet from lv 1-10 or even 1-5 in some cases and selling off the crystals.

not only that what did you wnt me to say to the newbie blm? Did you want me to spout off about how horribly shitty her character is like I was trying to rip her soul? I beleive she was missing a few spells too.

I'm sure saying "You are the biggest peice of shit player I have seen in months. Did you aquire that gear by banging your head repeatedly against a wall then picking something at random frm the Ah? Seriously get the hell out my face. " Or how about i say " your garments shall be reviled by all and remembered in whispered tales as people gasp in horror that such a thing was possible for all eternity."?
There was no real nice way to say that her gear flat out was bad even by retarded newbie standards to her and I chose the easy way out. Would you like me to be more abrasive next time to every newbie I meet?
Also lv 30 is my general cutoff for being a noob. I have been considering increasing that lately due to PL interferencewith party dynamics for new players. My whm meleed and skilled up banish for an hour in the jungle and noone noticed once. That is quite a big indicator and factor into my wondering if people simply arent learning how to play anymore until much later.
 
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Khajit said:
That does it. Almost every single party my brd and to a lesser extent my nin and nina have found is madeup of at least 1 person wearing complete and Utter shit for gear IF they arent missing some at all.

Yardisoninlaw- Take your fuckin hauby and WEAR IT! an extra 2-5% crit rate means SHIT vs just wearing it. Get that sipah whatever teh hell it's called out my face.

Khraken- you are prsumably lv 75 by now but chances are you are STILL offhanding your af axe on your arrior. lv 69 is way too fucking late to even consider wearing that.

Bloodscream- BLU an warp cudgels DO NOT MIX! I dont care if you need the fucking skillups and because you're attached to either the whm or the rdm. you are fucking lucky I didnt notice there were drg seeking before I left. I would have kicked you and your friend if he left and replaced you with drg/whm because of that shit.

Naps- Having lv 40 armour sniprs rings and a juju gi in bazaar at lv 38nin doesnt protect you from harm.

yardriel- Your monk is without a doubt one of the crappiest of all time. I have a lv 32 mnk RL freind that wears better shit than you at lv 63.

Darkfalcon- level your blm subjob past 17 which you obviously only did for warp. DO NOT CUREBOMB LIKE YOURE A PLD. Do the spells regen, poisona, ect mean anything to you? Kiting a monster when you get hate as a result of that AWAY from the rest of the party and out of voke rang will not help you especially when you know you're gonna get links if you try that in CN.

Darkneo- CURE YOUR FUCKING SELF AFTER YOU USE CONVERT! You died 2-6 minutes AFTER you used it from a breath attack by a crawler.

Tidustom- let me explain a basic concept of playing a blmto you... BUY some goddanmed int+ gear. white cape does not help you nuke.


There are are people but I just didnt record them from shock at how bad they are and others are on my laptop which is being "borrowed" atm.

Also to the lv 40 thf that was missing a belt, cape and headpeice while wearing noct doublet and lv 22 windurstian knifes yet complained about having no money cause he didnt have treasure hunter 2 so he thusly couldnt afford the cheap knives I suggested at only 10k a pop not even counting your AF KNIFE and the fact that all the gear you needed to upgrade minimum(ie actually get it) would be completely free if you went to the signet guard and purchased it with CP. I know it's possible because I got it all at lv 30 on my thf. This is the part that truly gets me about you. All those excuses about not having enough gil to afford gear ect and you own a GODDAMNED PEACOCK CHARM. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! You lose all rights to complain about not even 50-100k in gear being too expensive when you sport a peice of gear worth 4 MIL! Seriously just sell the fucking thing and upgrade ALL your jobs.

There are more too numerous to mention ect ect.
What the hell is wrong with people nowadays....
I'm actually beggining to miss dunes.
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LMAO This is too funny. Honestly I'm surprised to see Naps on that list. Is my 38blm gimp cuz I still use my Seer's gear? Sowwy me just a noobish mage :wacko:
 
Weak necro maybe, but you get credit for trying =D
 
ya im suprised blood is on here as well
 
Mushashi said:
LMAO This is too funny. Honestly I'm surprised to see Naps on that list. Is my 38blm gimp cuz I still use my Seer's gear? Sowwy me just a noobish mage :wacko:
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Gota love when somone tries to be a smartass and ends up looking likea dumbass instead... er wait no I don't. Tell me what magically superior gear has arrived that anyone can afford/get that a lv 38 blm can wear other than seers and THEN I'll considering you gimp.(eg. hume rse feet [int+3]if your blm can solo the mobs or have a job that can.)

I once systematically and logically proved to a party that was lv 19-20 that subbing ninja did jack shit for them period and said any sj is fine so long as it "makes sense". You're like the pld that then went out and sarcastically said "How about I sub MNK for boost?" because I wanted peopl to use a sj that actually did something. You only make yourself sound like an idiot. It's like asking Darth if he has the approbriate jobs for any capped bcnm, mission, or area while knowing he owns a Maat's cap.

Naps was MISSING body armour. there was NO armour on his body slot of the /equip menu. How does that not make a tank gimp? Empress band is the bestest thing ever for a ninja to exp in. It's 1337. Noone can touch the mad skillz of somone wearing/not wearing that combination of missing armour and free lv 1 ex gear.

He was also dying constantly vs em-t with a lv 60+ and probably 70+ PL so it's not like one can even say "He probably wasnt getting hit since he was a ninja so that doesnt matter."
 
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Icewolf said:
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More blu's need to know this, only when a blu hits 70+ should they begin to sub nin, because then you have spells like hysteric barrage, frenetic rip, and disseverment. You no longer need SA to put out huge numbers.

Most blu's go ooo ooo i get to hold TWO SWORDS AT ONCE, LOOK AT ME. No...any blu I invite pre-70 i make sub thf, or no invite.

And also about the whole seveneyes thing, the ONLY place I see it might be handy would be HNM, nothing else. And yes I do believe the + elemental magic boosts blu magic as well. Dont bother skilling your club up, it sucks compared to most swords you can use. The higher the skill lvl of the weapon, the more acc your physical magic has. Meaning you can get the most acc from mainhanding sword. Although I know you talking about off-handing club, but alot of people dont know that, so I said it anyway.
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I actually still pull better numbers /THF then /NIN. Bottom line, if you have one main tank (steady hate) then /THF blows everything else away. If hate bouces, /THF almost becomes useless (cannons mainly).
 
Icewolf said:
I could never go /thf in a merit pt, i would be dead after one spell. The three spells I listed should/will hit for 500+ each. I dont see how a SA > cannonball for 1k makes /thf better. And with hate flying all over the place in merits, SA is hard to land successfully. And if your talking the mire, /thf is way out of the question, because if it uses silence, you cant cast cannonball, and if it uses amnesia, you cant use chain affinity.

I'd like to parse against a /thf, I highly doubt he could win. The /nin also gives dual wield 2, and with refueling (haste) you can swing pretty fast. So while your sitting there you can be swinging, rather than waiting for your hate to die down to cast another spell.
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lolCannonball. CASA Vertical Cleave ftw. In limbus alone I was averaging 1200+ dmg, whereas CASA Death Scissors average was only 1k. I still pull off TA> Disseverment for 300-700 dmg (400 average I think), which takes care of hate issues in a normal setup (1 main tank). And the 3 spells you listed are still slightly more random for me then that. They can hit for 500+, hell as high as 800, but can hit for as low as 200. SA tends to make dmg more consistant.
 
Ewok said:
lolCannonball. CASA Vertical Cleave ftw. In limbus alone I was averaging 1200+ dmg, whereas CASA Death Scissors average was only 1k. I still pull off TA> Disseverment for 300-700 dmg (400 average I think), which takes care of hate issues in a normal setup (1 main tank). And the 3 spells you listed are still slightly more random for me then that. They can hit for 500+, hell as high as 800, but can hit for as low as 200. SA tends to make dmg more consistant.
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I wish I could go to limbus as blu =/
 
Ewok said:
lolCannonball. CASA Vertical Cleave ftw. In limbus alone I was averaging 1200+ dmg, whereas CASA Death Scissors average was only 1k. I still pull off TA> Disseverment for 300-700 dmg (400 average I think), which takes care of hate issues in a normal setup (1 main tank). And the 3 spells you listed are still slightly more random for me then that. They can hit for 500+, hell as high as 800, but can hit for as low as 200. SA tends to make dmg more consistant.
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Yeah /thf can work, on mobs like mamool and such you can acctually manage passing hate to someone with TA, but the majority of the time I turn into an mp sponge /thf.

Next time you do limbus (if you havnt tried already) try using a def/vit build. Cannonball is a def/vit based spell. From what i've read the dmg caps at around 600 def, with a taco and def gear that shouldn't be too hard to reach. I dunno if it'll match Vertical Cleave, but I'm interested on how it would do.
 
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