Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Over Thong Injury

LMFAO~

~She was prolly biting it while taking it off of her old wrinkly husband...Sorry if some of you get a bad image...~
 
Honestly, if you got injured putting on a thong, would you tell another living soul? Like... ever? That would be something I'd think you'd take to your grave.
 
Seriously how do you shoot something from your crotch into your eye. The sheer physics of it just can't be done unless you are bent over looking right at your crotch.
 
This thread gives "flicking the bean" a whole new and painful perspective. Naughty 52yr. old should not be doing that at Victoria's Secret. Tisk tisk for shame.
 
Jereme said:
Seriously how do you shoot something from your crotch into your eye. The sheer physics of it just can't be done unless you are bent over looking right at your crotch.
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Maybe she was bending over to view the full thong effect between her legs in the mirror? It makes me giggle a little thinking about that, but some people aren't buying a thong for the view standing up if you know what I'm sayin'. :biggrin:
 
Rayn said:
This thread gives "flicking the bean" a whole new and painful perspective. Naughty 52yr. old should not be doing that at Victoria's Secret. Tisk tisk for shame.
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Oh God, please tell me she ordered it from the catalog and was doing this at home. Because if not, I am never going to another VS in my life. lol Used ass floss on display? No thanks.
 
Jereme said:
Seriously how do you shoot something from your crotch into your eye. The sheer physics of it just can't be done unless you are bent over looking right at your crotch.
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Well...guys (most) do that because they dun want it 'messing up' as they pull up their underwear. SO yeah. But for her...oh dang...it's true though. How the hell?... That's so bogus. Good story to tell my friends though lol.
 
She could be pretty hot. I'd totally be in to the whole cougar thing.


Besides, if that really did do permanent damage to her eye it would really suck, and i would expect some money out of Victoria Secret.
 
Makelith said:
Besides, if that really did do permanent damage to her eye it would really suck, and i would expect some money out of Victoria Secret.
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I think its more likely it was user error than a malfunction of the thong... And fuck paying someone because they're too stupid to keep their underwear out of their eyeball.
 
Same thing happened to me once. Damn defective undergarments.
 
I don't expect them to pay her anything since they won't even allow them to inspect the thong. She forget to wipe her ass and has nasty shit all over the thong so she doesn't want them to see it or something?
 
Tim Wakefield said:
Same thing happened to me once. Damn defective undergarments.
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Quit trying to put your thong on head first, TWF... :nono:

Jereme said:
I don't expect them to pay her anything since they won't even allow them to inspect the thong. She forget to wipe her ass and has nasty shit all over the thong so she doesn't want them to see it or something?
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brb, vomiting...
 
This kinda brings up an interesting question... how do you try on... underwear... thats.. disgusting and as a guy i gotta tell u i feel good that mine come in sealed for freshness packages...
 
Linhjah said:
I think its more likely it was user error than a malfunction of the thong... And fuck paying someone because they're too stupid to keep their underwear out of their eyeball.
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I've done some crazy things with my underwear in my time, but I've not once been hurt doing it. I'm with you... you shouldn't get to sue someone else because of your own stupidity.
 
Dejavu said:
This kinda brings up an interesting question... how do you try on... underwear... thats.. disgusting and as a guy i gotta tell u i feel good that mine come in sealed for freshness packages...
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Well men's underwear comes in resealable bags now.
 
Zyndara said:
I've done some crazy things with my underwear in my time, but I've not once been hurt doing it. I'm with you... you shouldn't get to sue someone else because of your own stupidity.
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I had a girlfriend who did the borat over the shoulder thing to prove that it could be done but damn if they didn't break.. they stretched beyond wearing tho... anyways.. details?

I am curious of these "crazy things with my underwear"

/popcorn
 
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