Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Over Thong Injury

Dejavu said:
I had a girlfriend who did the borat over the shoulder thing to prove that it could be done but damn if they didn't break.. they stretched beyond wearing tho... anyways.. details?

I am curious of these "crazy things with my underwear"

/popcorn
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lol You would've had to be there to appreciate them. Fun was had but no pictures were taken... that anyone else knows of anyway. XD The rest is shrouded in mystery. :ph34r:
 
The types of thongs that would crack me up were the Days of The Week. An ex of mine would wear the ones on the wrong day and would lead me to believe that her drawers were on double if not triple duty. I asked her about that once and she got pretty offended when it was just an honest question of "How often do you wash/ change your drawers?" lol.

See through thongs > all
 
Rayn said:
The types of thongs that would crack me up were the Days of The Week. An ex of mine would wear the ones on the wrong day and would lead me to believe that her drawers were on double if not triple duty. I asked her about that once and she got pretty offended when it was just an honest question of "How often do you wash/ change your drawers?" lol.

See through thongs > all
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Funny story that is related to this. My ex had a set of those "day of the week" ones. She fucked me up one morning because she put on a different day's underwear, and me being a little hungover at the time thought that the day was correct. I got dressed and was almost to the door to run late to work when she corrected my mistake...
 
I only wear dangerous panties.
 
Man, if I shot myself in the eye with my thong, I think I would be too embarrassed to tell one of the clerks there. I mean, shit ... putting on your own underwear is a rite of passage, and if you don't have that down by 52, your right to do anything should be revoked for going out of order.
 
Tyrath said:
Pics or it didn't happen.
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What exactly is 'it' that didn't happen in regards to me statement?

Also; posting my underwear on QCDN? Noooo deal.
 
Zephayra said:
What exactly is 'it' that didn't happen in regards to me statement?

Also; posting my underwear on QCDN? Noooo deal.
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"it" in this case refers to anyone believing your story of you doing said ... things. lol
 
Lanien said:
"it" in this case refers to anyone believing your story of you doing said ... things. lol
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Just as Zyn mentioned, why would I have photos of such things?

My outlandish statement that was just trying to be funny has gotten out of hand!
 
Zephayra said:
Just as Zyn mentioned, why would I have photos of such things?

My outlandish statement that was just trying to be funny has gotten out of hand!
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Because pictures are required. That is why you should have them. It is a rule of the internet. If you want to use our tubes, you must pay the toll.
 
Lanien said:
Because pictures are required. That is why you should have them. It is a rule of the internet. If you want to use our tubes, you must pay the toll.
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Indeed

Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.
 
Zyndara said:
EDIT: Also I totally retract my cougar statement from earlier after seeing this vid.
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Srsly. I wouldn't want to see that chick in that thong. And the metal part was on the back of the thong? What the hell... I really don't understand the logistics of this...
 
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