and just so we know where we're at, yasuke is the loser and Bumblebeetuna is the Tricycle seat sniffer.
Trippyhippy said:and just so we know where we're at, yasuke is the loser and Bumblebeetuna is the Tricycle seat sniffer.
Sonicboom said:Yusuke is not a loser. He's very helpful and he's a cool person to talk to. Also, he doesn't bother anyone unless they bother him, which is what happend between Bumblebetuna and Yusuke.
Sonicboom said:Yusuke is not a loser. He's very helpful and he's a cool person to talk to. Also, he doesn't bother anyone unless they bother him, which is what happend between Bumblebetuna and Yusuke.
Trippyhippy said:In an effort to avoid wasting time, I Found a form
Dear:
(choose one)
_Clueless Newbie
XLoser
_Dork
_Pervert
_Spammer
_Freak
_Religious Fruitcake
_Unbearably self-righteous person
_Feces Gobbler
_Mental Institution Escapee
XTricycle Seat Sniffer
_Syphilitic Cro-magnon
You are being flamed because:
(check all that apply)
_You posted the "gry" question
XYou posted a lame _____ sucks message
XYou continued a long, stupid thread
_You started a redundant thread
_You posted the "driveway/parkway" question
_You posted anything from a Gallagher routine
_You act like you're 5 and then call everyone 'ageist' for thinking you suck
_You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
_You said "me too" to something
_You don't know which board to post in.
_You are the nine thousandth person to pretend to ask for evidence of evolution. Please refer back to the other four hundred topics on the subject for the answer.
_You're an unattractive middle-aged man and your homepage has pictures of you in your underwear
XYou brag about things that never happened or have no meaning
_Your signature/alias sucks
_You posted a sex ad
XYou are an ignorant, racist piece of trailer trash
_You posted a "make money quick/easy" ad
_You posted something totally uninteresting
_You posted something totally offensive
_You posted a message all written in CAPS
_I don't like your tone of voice
_I think you might be a fed
XYour brain is logic retardant
_You tried to power-suck a moderator's nipples
Your post was:
(check all that apply)
_lame
_stupid
Xapparently not in English
Xlonger than any worthwhile thought of which you are capable
_shockingly lucid and coherent, considering it was dictated to you by your dog.
Xapparently assembled by monkeys
_in violation of the terms of your parole.
Xa vast well into which I poured several minutes of my precious life, only to be rewarded with a vague sense of having been cheated.
_obviously pieced together using a random word generator
_more tedious than a Phaedrus manifesto
Xthe literary equivalent of sticking a Dave's Insanity Sauce covered clothes hangar up my nasal cavity and fishing for my cortex
_apparently very poorly translated from the original Sanskrit
_an inspiration to degenerate inbred rednecks everywhere
Your post reminded me of:
(check all that apply)
Xthe efforts of a very finite number of monkeys typing on 6 typewriters for 5 minutes
_some bad acid I took in the 60s
Xthe time I vomited alphabet soup
_the stitching on JDT's foreskin
Xlife before speel check
_applying hemmoroid cream to my cat's anus
_things I spent years in therapy trying to forget
_an anthropology experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong
_rec.hobbies.acting-like-a-moron
_a stream-of-consciousness novel written by a chimpanzee
Xthe reason stamping out ignorance takes so long
_My first hangover
_My cat running across my keyboard
My attention was drawn to the fact that:
(check all that apply)
_Your question or comment has been posted before
_Your question or comment has been posted earlier THIS FRIGGIN WEEK
XThe process of placing one word after another until a coherent thought has been formed has obviously eluded you
_Your answer was readily available at your nearest dictionary.
_You posted a blatantly obvious troll
_You responded to a blatantly obvious troll
_You used the word "proactive" or "paradigm"
_You posted to a long-dead thread
_You posted an incorrect answer to a long-dead thread.
_You posted an answer before reading the rest of the thread.
_It was barely funny in English
_No, you didn't understand it in Latin without translating it to English
XYour post contained numerous spelling or grammatical errors which did not appear to be typos
_Your "post", contained: "excessive" punctuations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
_It is obvious to all that your are really concrete
_The colors or fonts you used were distressing and could cause seizures
_Your joke was much funnier when my great-grandfather told it to my grandfather
_You asked for replies via email because you don't read this board.
_Gallagher is dead, or should be.
_Humorous, interesting flaming is an art, & you ain't Art
_You seem to think the world revolves around the foreskin
_There doesn't seem to be an E key on your keyboard
XYou do not have the reading comprehension skills that God gave the common gerbil.
XYou obviously do not have opposable thumbs
Furthermore:
(check all that apply)
_You forgot to use the word "ass" in your post.
_You may have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this forum
XYou are too stupid to live, yet somehow you operate a computer
XThis has been pointed out to you before.
_You should take your grammar checker out of Frisian mode.
Xit seems unlikely that you will ever successfully breed, for which we are all thankful
Xyour single-minded zealotry has forced me to reconsider my opposition to post-natal abortion
_don't type again until after you remove the webbing from between your fingers
As punishment:
(check all that apply)
_You must give up your internet account
_You must bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
_You must jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
XYou must apologize to everybody on this board
_You must consume excrement.
XYou must buy a shoehorn, and pry your head out of your ass.
_You will be exiled to alt.knitting .
_Your keyboard is being repossessed
_You must buy every New Kids On The Block album. In public. Including the Christmas one.
_You must hold your breath for two whole days.
_You must buy a copy of DICKANETICS and tell the SDMB how it has changed your life. .
_You must memorize the words to, and perform publicly, '. . . Baby One More Time'
_You must memorize and recite the entire Guy Stuff thread
_You must eat Jack Dean Tyler's Tug-Ahoy(TM)
In closing, I'd like to say:
(check all that apply)
_Get a life
_I pity you
_Go to hell
XI think your IQ must be 7
_Take your smut somewhere else
_Isn't it time for your little *visit to the country*?
_Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial toxic waste
_See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
_that maybe your writing talents are better suited to pissing in the snow
_'I'm sorry' to whoever bred to produce you
XYou suck. Was that monosyllabic enough?
Sincerely,
Trippyhippy
Trippyhippy said:Yasuke is a loser. Why? Because he can't talk to us without trying to be something he isn't. He wants to be hardcore and ghettofied... in a video game.
I really don't know why he tries so hard to be a stereotype. Especially a negative stereotype.
Really and truely, it makes me sick. I read about american history and the struggles people Like MLK, Rosa Parks, and even as far back as Dread Scott went through so he could have the freedoms he enjoys today.
The freedom to be a dumb fuckin hoodrat.
People like you do nothing but contribute to the stupification and downfall of society.
So go be as "trill" as you want to. Just remember that everytime you call your friend a nigga, everytime you lay around the house and get high all day, everytime you walk out of the house sportin those name brands in big letters helpin to make the white man rich, everyday you spend with out going to school or having a real job...
You are spitting in the face of MLK, John Brown, Mary Mcleod Bethune, Fredrick douglas, Homer Plessy, Dred Scott and many more people who fought the system with everything they had to give you a better life.
You make me sick. I wish you could go back in time and meet these people so they could kick your stupid ass.
Bumblebetuna said:LOL you read that.....to pint out "Gry" please tell me the meaning of that?
Bumblebetuna said:Damn that was sick trip.....Rest in peace.....Rosa Parks....Question you got MLK(I have a dream"pop""pop'dead)God rest his soul....But of all poeple how could you leave out Malcom-X?
Trippyhippy said:What the shit are you talking about?
Bumblebetuna said:its in your long ass post something about "Gry" reread your post..
Trippyhippy said:Because I totally typed all that. Didn't copy paste a bit of it...
*so*.Bumblebetuna said:i didn't say you did....
Put hey is cool....i play better then i type...or some i'm told
Shi-do-sha said:hmm... im reading the rules right now...n nothing there exempts you grammar crybabies from callin' us "******s"... Go head n say it! thats all you wanted to say this whole time anyway. SHEEEEEEYIT!
lionsheart said:I am very bored at work and tried to burn my time in the flame board.... however I got a huge headache after trying to understand the first 3 pages..... seems like they speak another kind of language that i don't know.
So is there anyone who's kind enough to sum up this thread for me? Or if there's any highlights on certain pages ??
thanks =)
Trippy you went deep as shit on them with that one post bout the Freedom thing.****** my badNocturnal_Steven27 said:Guyz ok if you really care about spelling go to diffrent site, don't come here bitching about it please or just don't read anymore on this post easy as that. Don't come in saying you got a headache from reading it..your most likely a headache.
Meeze that is the greatest pic ever lol i lost it. Trippy you deep as shit on them with that one post bout the Freedom thing.
Thank you all for bitchin on this flame, but ever since like page 5 this hasn't been bout Yusuke and Bumblebetuna's fight been bout spelling errors or way people type, and "hollerin at ya boyz"
So this flame should've been dead a long long time ago
Have fun ya'll