today

I work at a major retail store (not revealing the name) as a Loss Prevention Detective. Basically my job is to wear normal clothes, blend in with the shoppers, and look for thieves. Well I've only been working there for a shortwhile and haven't got the chance to catch my first thief....until...

..yea so today at work this guy comes in.. brings a '1175 free hours of AOL' cd up to my register.. asks.. 'is this free?' im like.. 'the service or the cd?' he goes.. 'is this free?' im like.. 'the.. service.. or.. the.. CD..?' he looks at me with a confused look.. i point out where it says...

I've been playing FFXI today, and I get booted about twice every hour, sometimes the lag is so bad my game just freezes and I completely have to reboot, I don't know WTF is going on. I was just curious to see if anyone else has been having these problems today.

in total seriousness to. im a security guard for a living and a park outside my building is part of our responcibilities too. today i got a call from a guy in our volunteer dept. about someone having breathing problems. turns out on of the park regulers (homeless or seeminly-homeless...

Return of the King (parody short version) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE RETURN OF THE KING, CONDENSED. By Molly Winter (a.k.a. Molly J. Ringwraith, Molly J. Ringle, LemonLye...) A RIVER, CENTURIES AGO SMEAGOL and DEAGOL find the Ring and...

just as the topic says...is there maintenance today? im getting the 0033 error.

Ok, i am gonna be getting lvl 50 today......and then i am going to start farming, hopefully so i can by a snipers or two... I was wondering, any ideas for a lvl 50 drk?

So umm, how's everyone doing today?

I just got mine in the mail, check out this month's cover. :roll: Note: I take no credit for it. Original thread where the original poster posted it: http://www.qcdn.org/viewtopic.php?t=7864 Love ya man

I poked her then ran away.

http://www.playonline.com/ff11us/polnews/news3763.shtml Haha.

Well, not my main character, but my alternate. I've got a Hume Monk - Jadey (named after my girlfriend, I'm so cute awww) who I've taken a lot of time and effort to abso-fucking-lutely pimp out. Snipers? Brown Belt? Every other piece of level 40 gear that most Monks bitch about not being...

Fuck Valentine's Day. Yes, I am single. Yes, I am bitter because this is the first Valentine's Day I've spent alone. ::writes in journal:: "Today, V-Day '05... I played FFXI all night" -.-

First pic was a PrintScreen, second I took with digital camera. He appeared so fast, waved, bowed, and disappeared. Couldnt even do a /check. I regret that. Anyway, what happened was... /em pulls up a chair. Im in Southern San D'Oria, doing business at the Auction House. As usual, noobs are...

I'm sooooooooooooooo sorry. to Skyy, Thadeus, Thuron, Masah, and True(something><), i know you all must be so annoyed at the amount of times i dc'ed and then came back then dc'ed then came back and then i couldnt come back ; ;. im going to call my cable to company to get the problem fixed and i...

His name was Oshiko or something like that. Naked low level tarutaru, probably a mule. He walks up to me in my mining gear, inspects me, and then sends me a tell; "your equipment sucks" I reply with: "Yeah, cause this is totally the equipment that I XP in." "no snippers rings?" I chose to...