Curopt-a-wish Forum Game

Your Imagination -- this post does not exist said:
Blackchaoshao: Wish Granted

Arctyrael actually replied.

:psyduc: ?
 
Arctyrael said:

Wish granted? Arctyrael now has a psyduc??

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Psyduck went crazy and destroyed all of the worlds crops and millions starved.


I wish i had a superyacht!!!!
 
Lol, Seeing that picture just made me laugh out loud. Don't let this trhead die people - it is fun ^-^
 
Answa~ said:
Wish granted.

It's called the "Titanic".

I wish I could get out of Puerto Rico.

Wish granted.

You now live in the southern united states.

I wish i didn't have curly hair. :/
 
Mokk said:
Wish granted.

You now live in the southern united states.

I wish i didn't have curly hair. :/

Wish Granted

Your hair no longer exists. In its place is a gigantic boil that occasional emits eruptions of puss.

I wish that this semester was over already. x.x College kills!
 
You slept through the semester and the summer vacation and must start back at semester 1

I wish that I had a cool sig.
 
Farnham said:
You slept through the semester and the summer vacation and must start back at semester 1

I wish that I had a cool sig.

Wish granted, but now you can't find a host and no-one will do it for you. Then when you try to host it, it deltes the file instead! Then your sig posting abilities are restricted by sculli after a nude picture of barbara striesand appears in your sig.

I wish that I had a Kraken Club, all AF2, and Nashira Seraweels :-D
 
Krisy said:
Wish granted, but now you can't find a host and no-one will do it for you. Then when you try to host it, it deltes the file instead! Then your sig posting abilities are restricted by sculli after a nude picture of barbara striesand appears in your sig.

I wish that I had a Kraken Club, all AF2, and Nashira Seraweels :-D

wish granted

You then decide to play with your new Kraken Club by inviting a second bard to join your adventure. After increasing your attack speed, and attack damage(both bards singing 2 songs) you then proceed to attack an unknown mob. Turns out it is a Notorious Monster Monk named Iggman who has just used Counterstance. Your Kraken Club activates all 8 times 4x in a row - of course being coutnered all 8x for each 4 times-, effectively murdering you and leaving your compadre vulnerable to attack. The worst part is yet to come. LEVEL DOWN

Krisy falls to level 74. (assuming you 'are' 75)

I wish my thief was 75 ^-^
 
You finally ding 75, 5 years later when SE pulls the plug on FFXI the next day

I wish I never let that stupid guy move in that robbed me blind.... -.-
 
Wish granted

Instead a guy moves in with you that sodomizes you in the bathroom.


I wish that table was on the other side of the room.
 
Wish granted, but now there are 3 angry bears sitting in the chairs at the table. They come and attack you. You survive but can no longer talk.

I wish that i had Ferrari enzo.
 
wish granted

However, when out of the blue my behemoth of a gas guzzling American SUV slams into the side of your brand new vehicle. You are no longer able to function as all your dreams were crushed with your car.

I wish I could sleep right now.
 
Granted
However the sleep you fall into is so deep that you wake up old and wrinkly in a glass case with several midgets surrounding it, staring at you - claiming you as thier new bride

I wish Jack Black would ditch his new wife and run away with me to some luxurious Island of Looooove<3
 
jender said:
Granted
However the sleep you fall into is so deep that you wake up old and wrinkly in a glass case with several midgets surrounding it, staring at you - claiming you as thier new bride

I wish Jack Black would ditch his new wife and run away with me to some luxurious Island of Looooove<3
NoooOOoooOooOO (music) How could this happen to me.... I've made my mistakes... (/music)
Brian Peppers makes me emo - I mean seriously, I wanna go strait for the Juggular XD
 
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Bum Bum Buuuuum!
 
(Going from jender's post since that was the last wish)

You move to the exotic island, but get bitten by a very rare and dangerous insect, you contract a horrible disease that makes you expand till you pop like a balloon... All over jack black.

I wish I was cleverer.
 
Wish granted, however, in your recent bout of newly aquired cleverness, you learn that your entire life was meaningless, and that you should express this newfound knowledge to the entire world, however you cannot find a way to do this logically. Since you have become so much more clever however, you figure the best way to do this would be to sneak into the White House, hold the President hostage, have the broadcast of it sent worldwide, and announce the world's meaningless existance. In doing so, David Hasselhoff finds you, smiles his gigantic smile, and you realize your recent discovery about the meaninglessness of life was false and that your true purpose in life is to find Richard Simmons, and tell him two simple words. When you find Richard Simmons, you tell him "It's ok!". He misinterprets this message you give him, and decides to kidnap you and make you his new love slave, all the while making you watch his own exercise videos in the process.

I wish all women accepted Sunday as sports day.
 
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Westyle said:
Who gave you my picture?!

Wish granted, but while doing it they also claimed Saturday as shopping day, making you go with them through the mall to spend thousand of dollars on... stuff

I wish I had a dollar for every ant I killed.
 
Wish granted. The US dollars are provided to you in USD-equivalent Lira pennies, causing a massive flood of small metal pieces that crushes you and a chunk of your neighbourhood in a slow, painful death.

I wish for this wish to be granted with no ill effects.
 
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