Paris Hilton sentenced to Jail :O

I've said it before in threads along these lines and i'm going to say it again... because the truth of it both amuses and vexes me greatly.

Responsibility is for poor people.
 
All the people saying they love her and know she was treated "unfairly" make me sick. Thats more than brown nosing, more like brown necking. She was given how many opportunities? Most people for violatoin of thier probation, ESPECIALLY when it comes to DUI, are sentenced to 2-5 years DOC (granted parol after 180 days good behavior.) So I guess California's three strike rule still doesn't apply to the rich~
 
Flymop said:
Should of happened a long time ago
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QFT

Too many celebreties have the "Rich People Don't Go to Jail" mindset. I'm willing to bet this was a Head Shot to the rest of the rich-bitch community.

Let Nicole be next!

In fact, lock them in a cell together.....
with only a $20 pre-paid phone card....
...
and her dog.

REAL LIFE CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH!
 
I think the only thing that really was biased on her celebrity was the fact the judge told her, the spoiled little brat she is, that she wouldn't be paying for a suite-cell, making her go to a regular prison.

Which gives her a wake up call. They fine her $1000, thats like $.10 to us to her... she wont learn her lesson off of that. Put her in a cold cell, lock her off from communication, make her learn that shes not above the law. Doubt she'll change but maybe next time she'll take legal code seriously.
 
Karihkinz said:
Segregation, or Lock down as we called it, is hard. I've seen grown men cry because they couldnt take being locked in thier room for that long. I remember we had to keep a meth cook locked down for months because he kept making hooch (fermenting orange juice to get a very low alchoholic beverage) and he got so mad he cried and broke his door window with his forehead after a month. He was a manly man too. I wonder what Crazy Paris is like :O
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I think it's even worse when you aren't allowed in your room at all.
 
I wanna see more "Federal pound-me-in-the-ass jail" for the rich who commit the appropriate crimes.
 
If those inmates get a hold of her, I don't think we'll have a Paris Hilton anymore. Her only chance to survive the time would be solitary confinement.

While I would never wish a lesbian hate-rape death on anyone (maybe myself), I'm pretty sure that's what she is going to get.

I hope I don't get like that when I get rich.
 
LMFAO HILTON = POWNED!!! I hope she gets her skinny arse whipped in there
 
I hope that this is a sign that our society's about to get its fill of arrogant, empty-headed lil pieces of trust fund trailer trash like Hilton who are only famous for being dipshits with mommy and daddy's money.

Ya want the "Simple Life," baby? Break the law . . . go to jail. Simple, ain't it dumbass?
 
This whole thread is full of win. I say leave her in the middle of the courtyard and let the inmates go at her if they so please...

I mean, shes in jail, they would have SOME pity on her right? Like maybe enough to not rip her arms off?
 
LMAO

Now she is pleading to Schwartzenwhatshisnuts to pardon her. XD

Any ideas how you think that is going to go?
 
Come on. I hear people criticize someone for whatever blanket presumption, "That rich bitch!", and it makes them sound stupider than the who they're yelling at.

She's just some random person. Same as you. If you were rich, brought up rich, would you give a shit about trivial money issues? Most likely not. I wouldn't. At least not as much as you think everyone should now. How do you know a rich person, an actor or what have you, is an idiot? You don't. How many friends do you have that you know damn well are idiots? And how much shit do you give them? lol Don't be so naive. Hating her means that you have successfully boughten her television and media persona. Ya think they're gonna announce if someone like she is taking college courses? Probably not.

Now don't get me wrong, I find this funny, but it's only because I get off on other people's suffering. Not because I'm stupid. :D
 
Ryuhei said:
Come on. I hear people criticize someone for whatever blanket presumption, "That rich bitch!", and it makes them sound stupider than the who they're yelling at.

She's just some random person. Same as you. If you were rich, brought up rich, would you give a shit about trivial money issues? Most likely not. I wouldn't. At least not as much as you think everyone should now. How do you know a rich person, an actor or what have you, is an idiot? You don't. How many friends do you have that you know damn well are idiots? And how much shit do you give them? lol Don't be so naive. Hating her means that you have successfully boughten her television and media persona. Ya think they're gonna announce if someone like she is taking college courses? Probably not.

Now don't get me wrong, I find this funny, but it's only because I get off on other people's suffering. Not because I'm stupid. :D
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What makes her stupid is her bullshit excuses for getting into the whole mess. "Oh I didn't know my license was revoked" what kind of retarded excuse is that? It's so plainly obvious that her social standing can get off the hook on things like this. When she finally gets what she deserves her and her parents act like it's such a grave injustice. She's an idiot because she is too much of a spoiled bitch to realize what she has done wrong.
 
Kage said:
What makes her stupid is her bullshit excuses for getting into the whole mess. "Oh I didn't know my license was revoked" what kind of retarded excuse is that? It's so plainly obvious that her social standing can get off the hook on things like this. When she finally gets what she deserves her and her parents act like it's such a grave injustice. She's an idiot because she is too much of a spoiled bitch to realize what she has done wrong.
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You've never made up dumb shit when you're on the spot? :P Come on man, I've sat through hours of court watching person after person make an ass out of themselves, exhausting every last line to try to lessen their sentence, until it was my turn to do the same. I'm sure a lot of you have shared this pleasure.

Anyway, yeah, if she and her parents are genuinely disgusted at her injustice, then they're pretty naive. But I'm sure the vast majority jump on the hate train right away when they hear something like this, so what I said stands.
 
Ryuhei said:
You've never made up dumb shit when you're on the spot? :P Come on man, I've sat through hours of court watching person after person make an ass out of themselves, exhausting every last line to try to lessen their sentence, until it was my turn to do the same. I'm sure a lot of you have shared this pleasure.

Anyway, yeah, if she and her parents are genuinely disgusted at her injustice, then they're pretty naive. But I'm sure the vast majority jump on the hate train right away when they hear something like this, so what I said stands.
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You obviously didn't read the article.
 
Ryuhei said:
You've never made up dumb shit when you're on the spot?
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I doubt she was making it up.

Have you actually seen her talk on TV, or have just seen her at all? Bitch isn't the sharpest golf club in the bag.
 
Skaw said:
I doubt she was making it up.

Have you actually seen her talk on TV, or have just seen her at all? Bitch isn't the sharpest golf club in the bag.
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A golf ball is sharper.
 
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