The Wishing Hell Genie Game! (aka Corrupt-A-Wish)

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Found this game while browing bluelagunas forums. Seemed fun!

What you do is you take the last posters wish, grant it...but fuck it up in some fashion. Example! I wish for a glass of water, the poster after me says something like "Granted, but the cup has a lid you can't take off and so you die of thirst". Fun right? :D

I wish I had a million dollars...
 
JP said:
Granted, but you'll never wake up!

I wish there was world peace.
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Granted, but only because an asteroid kills us all!

I wish I knew what I was doing...
 
Dancingweapon said:
Granted, but then you get amnesia.

I wish I didn't have to go into work today.
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Granted, you get to help around the house all day.

I wish I made more money.
 
ShomeGhuye said:
Granted, you get to help around the house all day.

I wish I made more money.
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Granted, your earnings has increased sevenfold, but now everything in the world is free.

I wish I could sing better than anyone in the world.
 
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Granted, but one day while walking down the street you trip and fall on a pencil that is jabbed into your throat and after 11 grueling months in the hospital you wake up and no longer have the ability to speak.

I wish I didn't have to move.
 
Granted.

You're now in a coma.


I wish my psps weren't broken
 
Granted, but now you can't find any games.

I wish summer would end already so I could go back to school.
 
Granted, but you arrive to your longest class late, and the only seat left is next to the guy who seemingly doesn't shower.

I wish I had a better cell phone.
 
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Granted, but now all cell phone services are canceled.

I wish I wasn't so hungry right now.
 
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Granted, but you're never allowed to enter said house.

I wish Jersey Shore didn't exist.
 
Tyrath said:
Granted, but you're never allowed to enter said house.

I wish Jersey Shore didn't exist.
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granted, but there are still the PEOPLE from jersey shore, and they have nowhere to go, so they're moving in next door to you.

i wish had a pond in my backyard.
 
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Thelona said:
granted, but there are still the PEOPLE from jersey shore, and they have nowhere to go, so they're moving in next door to you.

i wish had a pond in my backyard.
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Granted, but your first born will drown in it.

I wish I were back at home.
 
ShomeGhuye said:
Granted, but your first born will drown in it.

I wish I were back at home.
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granted, but its not the way you remember, and you realize theres never any going back.

wow this game is really depressing,

I wish I had telekinetic powers.
 
Thelona said:
granted, but its not the way you remember, and you realize theres never any going back.

wow this game is really depressing,

I wish I had telekinetic powers.
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Granted, but you can't control it so you often hurts yourself and others.

I wish I had a really good paying job.
 
JP said:
Granted, but you can't control it so you often hurts yourself and others.

I wish I had a really good paying job.
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Granted, but your co-workers are assholes and will resent you.

Dang, typing that feels bad.

I wish I didn't feel bad.
 
Gerry said:
Granted, but your co-workers are assholes and will resent you.

Dang, typing that feels bad.

I wish I didn't feel bad.
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Granted, but now you can't feel anything at all.

I wish my (ex)girlfriend takes me back...
 
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