The Wishing Hell Genie Game! (aka Corrupt-A-Wish)

[ShomeGhuye]

Granted, you've now fucked up the thread and entered us all into a bizarre paradox where time shifts randomly and Genie's are our overlords.

I wish we could wish again. Wait, wut?

Granted, but we're put back into the cycle of messing each other's wishes up.

I wish I had better earphones.

 

[Dancingweapon]

Granted, but we're put back into the cycle of messing each other's wishes up.

I wish I had better earphones.

However these earphones are so good and loud your mind can't take it. While listening to music at a family gathering your head explodes and your skull shatters, thus sending pieces of your skull into your families face. A constant reminder of your grisly death whenever your family look in the mirror.

I wish the guy in my avatar would sleep with me.

 

[Uzor]

However these earphones are so good and loud your mind can't take it. While listening to music at a family gathering your head explodes and your skull shatters, thus sending pieces of your skull into your families face. A constant reminder of your grisly death whenever your family look in the mirror.

I wish the guy in my avatar would sleep with me.

Granted, but as soon as yo ustart he realize he actually doesn't want to, and proceed to slaughter you and hide your body in different states.

I wish I would have my own appartment.

 

[Shirai]

Granted, but as soon as yo ustart he realize he actually doesn't want to, and proceed to slaughter you and hide your body in different states.

I wish I would have my own appartment.

Granted, your house is haunted by a familar smell which you cannot seem to place so you get used to it and forget about it.
After a little while of living there you find your electricity bill and get a heart attack after reading it.
It seems your neighbour downstairs is tapping of your power for his canabis plantation, now you also know what that tedious smell is that'll never leave your apartment.

I wish I had a bigger TV.

 

[Thelona]

Granted, your house is haunted by a familar smell which you cannot seem to place so you get used to it and forget about it.
After a little while of living there you find your electricity bill and get a heart attack after reading it.
It seems your neighbour downstairs is tapping of your power for his canabis plantation, now you also know what that tedious smell is that'll never leave your apartment.

I wish I had a bigger TV.

granted but its to big to fit in your door so you have to leave it outside.

I wish i was that guy living below uzor.

 

[Arkangel]

Granted but now there is a glory hole in the ceiling

I wish I was the master of all martial arts.

 

[Morwen]

Granted but now there is a glory hole in the ceiling

I wish I was the master of all martial arts.

Granted! But now that you are your reflexes are so sensitive, no one will touch you for fear of being immediately annihilated by your super duper ninja skillz. You die alone, cold and overweight from emotional eating and fear of moving because you might accidentally kill someone by doing so.

I wish my roommates were more stable.

 

[Dancingweapon]

Granted! But now that you are your reflexes are so sensitive, no one will touch you for fear of being immediately annihilated by your super duper ninja skillz. You die alone, cold and overweight from emotional eating and fear of moving because you might accidentally kill someone by doing so.

I wish my roommates were more stable.

Granted, they are so stable they now in fact live in a stable. Your roommates are now horses within your house. They shit big horse turds frequently.

I wish I could sleep with the guy in my avatar without him killing me half way through this time.

 

[JP]

Granted, they are so stable they now in fact live in a stable. Your roommates are now horses within your house. They shit big horse turds frequently.

I wish I could sleep with the guy in my avatar without him killing me half way through this time.

Granted, he doesn't kill you half-way through, he kills you a quarter of the way through.

I wish I had some cheesecake right now.

 

[Zaltana]

I wish I could sleep with the guy in my avatar without him killing me half way through this time.

Granted, but he beats you till you are put into a coma for life.

i wish i was an angel.

 

[Dancingweapon]

Granted, he doesn't kill you half-way through, he kills you a quarter of the way through.

I wish I had some cheesecake right now.

Granted, but it's made out of your families body pieces and you only find out after eating it. How fucked up are you?

I wish he sleeps with me all the way through this time, with lack of violence.

 

[JP]

Granted, but it's made out of your families body pieces and you only find out after eating it. How fucked up are you?

I wish he sleeps with me all the way through this time, with lack of violence.

Granted! You guys go lay in the same bed together and fall asleep. You wake up the next morning. Slept together, yay!

I wish after people posted their responses, they go back to make sure someone didn't post before them. No offense to anyone, it's just happened a couple times <_<.

 

[Dancingweapon]

Granted, but he beats you till you are put into a coma for life.

i wish i was an angel.

Granted, however you have one disabled wing so fly in one direction only. Flying side face into walls is a regular occurrence and you are the laughing stock of the other Angle population. No one likes you and people poke fun at you daily.

Granted! You guys go lay in the same bed together and fall asleep. You wake up the next morning. Slept together, yay!

I wish after people posted their responses, they go back to make sure someone didn't post before them. No offense to anyone, it's just happened a couple times <_<.

Granted, I just did. However I shall further fuck up the thread by forgetting to post a wish.

 

[Sorrowfulturnip]

Granted but he gets up while sleeping and pees all over you. The kind thats dark yellow and smells kind of funny.

I wish I could be one of the best video game players of all time while still having a life!

 

[Tok]

Granted but he gets up while sleeping and pees all over you. The kind thats dark yellow and smells kind of funny.

I wish I could be one of the best video game players of all time while still having a life!

Granted, but the only game in existence is superman 64

I wish I had robots that i could assign to go to work for me and do all the things I don't wanna do

 

[Morwen]

Granted, but the only game in existence is superman 64

I wish I had robots that i could assign to go to work for me and do all the things I don't wanna do

Granted! However on the off morning you wake up going "I dont want to do anything" they murder you and begin to assimilate themselves into your life, thereby taking over your identity. Everyone likes the robots better than the actual you. There is no funeral.

I wish I knew.

 

[jyakotsu]

blah morwen beat me lol

 

[jyakotsu]

Granted! However on the off morning you wake up going "I dont want to do anything" they murder you and begin to assimilate themselves into your life, thereby taking over your identity. Everyone likes the robots better than the actual you. There is no funeral.

I wish I knew.

Granted but then you found out that everything you knew was wrong, and went crazy shortly after.

I wish DW would stop asking to sleep with his avatar... everytime he does he ends up getting chopped into a million different pieces.

 

[Shirai]

Granted but then you found out that everything you knew was wrong, and went crazy shortly after.

I wish DW would stop asking to sleep with his avatar... everytime he does he ends up getting chopped into a million different pieces.

Granted! Except now, he wants to 'sleep' with you!

I wish my work would be a bit busier right now.

 

[Uzor]

Granted! Except now, he wants to 'sleep' with you!

I wish my work would be a bit busier right now.

Granted, now it is so busy that it ends up starting a stampede which kills 10% of all the customers and all of the staff. Afterwards the remaining people end up stealing the entire stock.

I wish my wish would come true for once without a negative effect