The Wishing Hell Genie Game! (aka Corrupt-A-Wish)

[Dancingweapon]

Granted, but it's so intensely amazing that anyone who watches is dies immediately after watching it.

I wish the sex included someone else as well.

Granted, you a Morwen get you own little scene as well I suppose. Me and Jyakypoo needs cuddle tiems anywayz.

I wish me and jyak could cuddle for real :'(

 

[Lukas]

Granted, you a Morwen get you own little scene as well I suppose. Me and Jyakypoo needs cuddle tiems anywayz.

I wish me and jyak could cuddle for real :'(

Granted. But you go out for seedy Mexican food beforehand and get IBS. You try to control yourself as Jyak is very anxious to finally be able to grease both of you up so that you can curl down together by the fire. Unfortunately, the build-up is too much and you instantaneously combust, spraying the motel room walls with crap. A crack medical team manage to piece you back together but you are now just a floating head in a tube - no longer able to feel Jyak's gentle embrace.

I wish I had gone to Hogwarts and banged Cormac McLaggen /sigh.

 

[jyakotsu]

Granted. But you go out for seedy Mexican food beforehand and get IBS. You try to control yourself as Jyak is very anxious to finally be able to grease both of you up so that you can curl down together by the fire. Unfortunately, the build-up is too much and you instantaneously combust, spraying the motel room walls with crap. A crack medical team manage to piece you back together but you are now just a floating head in a tube - no longer able to feel Jyak's gentle embrace.

I wish I had gone to Hogwarts and banged Cormac McLaggen /sigh.

Granted, but as you enter hogwarts and start to bang Cormac Mclaggen, Daniel Ratcliff walks in and demands you play in a massive 1v1 qudditch game to the death for Cormac's love. The game is played over a pit of undersexed Richard Simmons that were created by Emma Thompson.

I wish that DW's body didn't explode from IBS but rather JP's buttsexing.

 

[Taurothar]

Granted, but as you enter hogwarts and start to bang Cormac Mclaggen, Daniel Ratcliff walks in and demands you play in a massive 1v1 qudditch game to the death for Cormac's love. The game is played over a pit of undersexed Richard Simmons that were created by Emma Thompson.

I wish that DW's body didn't explode from IBS but rather JP's buttsexing.

Granted, but instead the acid from IBS burned the skin off JP's dick and ended up giving him a massive infection. This infection was so bad that it required that his penis was amputated, and as a result, he decided to have a sex change. You picked him up in that bar last night. And no, that wasn't just a yeast infection.

I wish that I had the power to control time and space like Hiro.

 

[Georgebobbilly]

Granted, but instead the acid from IBS burned the skin off JP's dick and ended up giving him a massive infection. This infection was so bad that it required that his penis was amputated, and as a result, he decided to have a sex change. You picked him up in that bar last night. And no, that wasn't just a yeast infection.

I wish that I had the power to control time and space like Hiro.

Granted, you have the power to control space and time but not the knowledge of spacetime, as such the first time you try to go back in time you find yourself in the middle of space because you didn't account for the earth moving in the exact way it does and you die instantly.

I wish I could forget half of whats been granted here.

 

[Arkangel]

Granted, you have the power to control space and time but not the knowledge of spacetime, as such the first time you try to go back in time you find yourself in the middle of space because you didn't account for the earth moving in the exact way it does and you die instantly.

I wish I could forget half of whats been granted here.

GRANTED! YOU DO! but all the wishes that have been granted here are linked with a certain percentage of your memories, so by forgetting 50% of the wishes here you loose 50% of your lives memories and not in sequential but random, so as you may remember your child hood and now you might forget all 4 years of high school or if you had a horrible experience at high school then that is the only thing you will remember.

I just like granting wishes someone come up with a wish for me and then grant it, like i wish it hurt less when i get my hair braided

 

[Morwen]

GRANTED! YOU DO! but all the wishes that have been granted here are linked with a certain percentage of your memories, so by forgetting 50% of the wishes here you loose 50% of your lives memories and not in sequential but random, so as you may remember your child hood and now you might forget all 4 years of high school or if you had a horrible experience at high school then that is the only thing you will remember.

I just like granting wishes someone come up with a wish for me and then grant it, like i wish it hurt less when i get my hair braided

Granted! As you go to get your hair done, your friend begins to comb through your hair in preparation to begin the torturous braiding. As the swipe through your hair with the pick suddenly it begings falling out in clumps, small pieces of your scalp accompany it to the floor. Terrified, your friend backs away quickly and topples over onto a glass table, instantly killing themselves. As you rush their broken and very dead body to the hospital, the paramedics notice your strange condidtion. As there is no hope for your dearly departed friend, they send you on to see a doctor in the ER. As they examine you, small bits of your skin start to flake off and a dull ache begins to spread over your body. In a matter of a few minutes you begin to smell the putrid scent of puss and rotting flesh. Congratulations! You have a rare and fatal skin bacteria eating the living flesh off of your body. In a matter of hours, the entirity of your epidermis has been eaten off of your body. You are surrounded by your formerly soft, supple skin in clumps of vile, puss encrusted goopy heaps. Good news! You can get skin grafted back onto your exposed tendons and muscles as the flesh eating bacteria remains on the floor with the remnants of your skin. Bad news! The only skin available for grafting is that of a alabaster white woman with freckles all over her body. It is a long and painful process, after which you end up a ginger. Good news though, you never have to get your hair braided again as the hair you now have is too soft to keep the braids in!

I wish people weren't so pussified about their wishes and the results.

 

[Lukas]

Granted! As you go to get your hair done, your friend begins to comb through your hair in preparation to begin the torturous braiding. As the swipe through your hair with the pick suddenly it begings falling out in clumps, small pieces of your scalp accompany it to the floor. Terrified, your friend backs away quickly and topples over onto a glass table, instantly killing themselves. As you rush their broken and very dead body to the hospital, the paramedics notice your strange condidtion. As there is no hope for your dearly departed friend, they send you on to see a doctor in the ER. As they examine you, small bits of your skin start to flake off and a dull ache begins to spread over your body. In a matter of a few minutes you begin to smell the putrid scent of puss and rotting flesh. Congratulations! You have a rare and fatal skin bacteria eating the living flesh off of your body. In a matter of hours, the entirity of your epidermis has been eaten off of your body. You are surrounded by your formerly soft, supple skin in clumps of vile, puss encrusted goopy heaps. Good news! You can get skin grafted back onto your exposed tendons and muscles as the flesh eating bacteria remains on the floor with the remnants of your skin. Bad news! The only skin available for grafting is that of a alabaster white woman with freckles all over her body. It is a long and painful process, after which you end up a ginger. Good news though, you never have to get your hair braided again as the hair you now have is too soft to keep the braids in!

I wish people weren't so pussified about their wishes and the results.

Granted! Then you catch a cold or something lololl, this is like so depressing, you guyz.

I wish I had a sexy ginger to play with.

 

[jyakotsu]

lol someone's never seen the outer banks



Granted, but it's Stine, and now I have to kill you.

I wish Stine's appointment were over so we could go have lunch.

Granted, but I am your chef. And I cook you whatever I please.

I wish it was saturday already.

 

[Georgebobbilly]

Granted, but it's now 11:59pm and you're a minute away from crossing the International Date Line heading due East, so you skip Sunday altogether and it's Monday again. Time to get your lazy ass back to work

I wish dragons were real.

Granted, but they take over as the dominant species on earth and pretty much just use us for snacks... thanks TG


I wish I could use the force.

 

[jyakotsu]

Granted, but they take over as the dominant species on earth and pretty much just use us for snacks... thanks TG


I wish I could use the force.

Granted, but instead of the force I give you the Use the Schwartz ability from Spaceballs. Good luck with that one.

I wish Tiger and his wife didn't get a divorce.

 

[ShomeGhuye]

Granted, but in staying together she's always a total bitch to him, putting him under a significant amount of mental duress. Ultimately, this has negative effects on his performance in game, and his name is soon forgotten.

I wish I could eat more peanut butter M&Ms w/o the whole getting fat thing.

 

[Morwen]

Granted, but in staying together she's always a total bitch to him, putting him under a significant amount of mental duress. Ultimately, this has negative effects on his performance in game, and his name is soon forgotten.

I wish I could eat more peanut butter M&Ms w/o the whole getting fat thing.

Granted! But now you eat nothing else. Suddenly, you turn into a giant chicken, a small-print side effect on the site of the bag.

I wish the Goblin King would come and take my baby brother away.

 

[ShomeGhuye]

Granted! But now you eat nothing else. Suddenly, you turn into a giant chicken, a small-print side effect on the site of the bag.

>.>;

 

[Morwen]

I love chickens <3

 

[Realia]

Granted! But now you eat nothing else. Suddenly, you turn into a giant chicken, a small-print side effect on the site of the bag.

I wish the Goblin King would come and take my baby brother away.

Your wish is my command~ (lol) The Goblin King is here to take your baby brother away but instead of David Bowie it's Rodney Dangerfield. He tries to sing you a song but you are so horrified that you grab your brother and run through the window killing both of you in the process leaving zombie Rodney Dangerfield and his evil puppet army to try and take over the world.

I wish I could get a teaching job in Japan.

 

[Thelona]

Granted, but it's teaching World War II history. --- ouch.

I wish I had a martini right now.

granted, but its a virgin martini.

I wish I had this car

1969 Plymouth Roadrunner.

 

[Sorrowfulturnip]

Granted

I wish to know what its like to have my wish granted by heaven's genie instead of a hell genie

 

[Miros]

Granted

I wish to know what its like to have my wish granted by heaven's genie instead of a hell genie

Granted! You watch all of your family, friends and close loved ones receive their dreams granted by heaven's genie and you feel incredibly jealous. But wait...what's this? One of your supposed "friends" really hated you and his wish to the heaven genie was that you would be anally raped by a tiger 5 times a day at random times. And you know, tiger penii have barbs on it (have a friend that's a vet pervs!) that dig into your insides until it finishes with you so you spend the rest of your life bleeding through the anus while continuously getting raped by tigers all the while trying to figure out which friend it was that screwed you over until you realize that you forgot to get your best friend a gift on his birthday the day before the heaven wishing genie game...

I wish Morwen would fist a donkey.

 

[Raesvelg]

I wish Morwen would fist a donkey.

Granted, but this event only takes place after Morwen has journeyed into space, been exposed to cosmic radiation, and returned to earth a super-powered being.

And you, unfortunately, are the donkey.

I wish I knew what the hell I was doing.