What is your favorite joke?

Another genie one! Down here in Puerto Rico, we make Dominican jokes... don't ask me why.

So, 100 Dominicans stumble upon a magic lamp. They decide, what the hell?, let's rub the bitch. And so they do. Out comes the genie, and he says: "Damn, there's a lot of you. Normally, I just grant 3 wishes per person, but there are so many of you guys, that I'll grant you each just one wish."

So, the first guy goes "I want to be white!" And the genie just stares at him... then says "Wish granted." And it happened.

The second guy, excitedly, says: "I want you to turn me white!" The genie, who knows where this is going, approves and does so.

So, each guy asks to become white, and one by one the genie grants them their wish. When they come upon the 100th Dominican, he's laughing his ass off. The genie asks him why he's laughing so much, and the guy says: "You know all of those idiots that asked you to turn them white?" The genie promptly nods. "I want them all to become black again."
 
This one is racist too but funny.

Genie and the Taliban

Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total," says the genie.

The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state."

Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable."

Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."
 
Which came first? Chicken? or the egg?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg is frowning and looking very frustrated.

The egg mutters, to no one in particular, "Well, I guess we answered THAT question!"
 
So I was fucking this guy in the ass and he turns around to kiss me, and I was like "What are you gay?"

Kinda like the black pilot one, but not.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

The N1g6ers.
 
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What do you if a Pole(as in someone from Poland) were to throw a grenade at you?

*wait*

Pick it up, pull the pin and throw it back.

How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?

*wait*

1,001

1,000 to pick up the house and rotate it, 1 to hold the light bulb.
 
Funny joke. Two variations

Variation One

A father was explaining to his son how his brother and sister got their names.
The father tells his son, "We named your brother 'Fallen Willow' after the Old Willow tree laying in the backyard when your mother and I made love"
The son then asks how did my sister get her name.
Which the father replies, "We named your sister 'Sunny Meadow' when your mother and I made love in a meadow during a sunny day"
The son then begins to start crying violently, which the father simply replies "What's wrong Broken Condom?"

Variation Two

A father was explaining to his son how his brother and sister got their names.
The father tells his son, "We named your brother 'Aspen' after leaf that dropped on his forehead when he was born"
The son then asks how did my sister get her name.
Which the father replies, "We named your sister 'Sandy' after some sand landed on her forehead when she was born"
The son then begins to start crying violently, which the father simply replies "What's wrong Cinder Block?"
 
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